I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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