Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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