Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
