She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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