google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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