do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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