we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
