i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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