they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Randomize
