Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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