I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Green mimosas i think yes
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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