am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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