Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You're my little dorito
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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