I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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