Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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