: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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