no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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