HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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