You're completely useless in the revolution.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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