We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My penis needs a shock collar
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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