Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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