Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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