I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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