I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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