I'm gonna have a badass scar
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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