I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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