it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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