it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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