He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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