Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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