ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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