Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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