Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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