is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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