But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i love accidental penises.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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