No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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