That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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