if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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