my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My pussy is not your playground.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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