She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You dont lie about slip and slides
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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