508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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