There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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