sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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