I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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