Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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