Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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