Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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