I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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