I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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