went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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