Who did Billy Mays play for?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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