Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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