it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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