I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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